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The Worst Podcast Ever

The Worst Podcast Ever

By Danny 2-Times

In The Worst Podcast Ever, you’ll experience a 100% improv cacophony of bullshit, lies, and absolute nonsense bringing new meaning to the phrase “fake news”. Courtesy of your terrible hosts Danny 2-Times and Janice 2.0. Don’t listen to this podcast.
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S2 Ep7 [02/24/24] Katy Perry Terminator?

The Worst Podcast Ever Feb 24, 2024

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S2 Ep10 [03/25/24] The Clown From IT Returns In Real Life

S2 Ep10 [03/25/24] The Clown From IT Returns In Real Life

Can the ragtag crew of now-adults from Derry, Main band together to defeat the clown from IT despite Richie being too busy with his new tech startup? And also, what is Ryan Seacrest up to and why is he breaking into people’s houses at night? Find out in this season finale!
Mar 25, 202431:18
S2 Ep9 [03/15/24] Tree People Invasion

S2 Ep9 [03/15/24] Tree People Invasion

Where are the tree people and how can you protect your loved ones? Also, we discuss how bees are expected to increase by 500%, as well as Joe Rogan being up to his usual tricks. And finally, we found the world’s first transmission of alien music and we’re the only station that’s playing it. Don’t miss it!
Mar 15, 202423:13
S2 Ep8 [03/04/24] We Call Jason Statham Live On The Air

S2 Ep8 [03/04/24] We Call Jason Statham Live On The Air

Special guest Jason Statham discusses his role in his hit movie The Beekeeper and his inspirations behind it. Also, what happens when you play the Drake N Josh theme song backwards? And finally, famous rock band Green Day just came out with a new album, but what the hell were they thinking?
Mar 04, 202418:49
S2 Ep7 [02/24/24] Katy Perry Terminator?

S2 Ep7 [02/24/24] Katy Perry Terminator?

We finally reveal how Katie Perry can play 4 concerts in 4 locations across the world at once. Also, dolphins are expected to have their first computer by 2035, but is it only for OnlyFins content? Don’t miss it!
Feb 24, 202422:49
S2 Ep6 [02/17/24] Owen Wilson Is Building Rafts…Again

S2 Ep6 [02/17/24] Owen Wilson Is Building Rafts…Again

Don’t listen to this episode. It reveals the location of bug-bodied attic people, as well as a dastardly plot by popular rock group U2 to hack into your iTunes for one last invasion of your privacy. Check it out!
Feb 17, 202419:40
S2 Ep5 [02/03/24] Dropkick Murphys’ Kidnapping Rocketship Scheme?

S2 Ep5 [02/03/24] Dropkick Murphys’ Kidnapping Rocketship Scheme?

We investigate the recent rumors about the dropkick Murphys kidnapping an old man for use in some sick DIY rocketship test. We also cover the 10 year old child trapped in a hot air balloon currently 2,000 feet in the air and swiftly entering earth’s upper atmosphere. And finally, you’ll shocked at what transpired a local Starbucks in Ontario recently involving a man becoming a latte. Don’t miss it!
Feb 03, 202425:22
S2 Ep4 [01/29/24] Spider Mattresses?

S2 Ep4 [01/29/24] Spider Mattresses?

In todays episode we look at an INSANE case of mattresses filled with a sinister surprise (hint, it’s probably spiders) as well as a hit movie you probably didn’t know was a true story. And finally, Charlie Sheen’s recent battle with loan sharks has him in some “hot water”. Check it out!
Jan 29, 202414:06
S2 Ep3 [01/25/24] Tame Impalapocolypse + Dracula’s Return

S2 Ep3 [01/25/24] Tame Impalapocolypse + Dracula’s Return

Everyone’s gearing up for the return of the dark lord on April 13th 2024, and we have 3 tips to help make sure you’re ready for this unholy event. And also, could Tame Impala be the cause of apocalypse? Find out in today’s episode!
Jan 25, 202419:17
S2 Ep. 2 [01/19/24] James Franko Swapping Babies?

S2 Ep. 2 [01/19/24] James Franko Swapping Babies?

We are BACK with a new episode after a long hiatus with some insane topics. How does James Franko keep getting away with baby swapping? Why is Bruno mars investing in millions of life jackets…what does he know that we don’t? And also, we received a highly concerning voicemail from the individual known as Lime Man…don’t miss it!
Jan 19, 202422:06
S2 Ep. 1 [01/05/24] Night At The Museum…Evil Army?

S2 Ep. 1 [01/05/24] Night At The Museum…Evil Army?

Probably our worst episode ever, to kick off season 2 we got molecular chemist Dr. Terry Tornado along with esteemed natural historian Dean Perclacey to discuss all things on milk, night at the museum becoming real, and the night man. Welcome to season 2, it’s even shittier than the first one.
Jan 06, 202414:35
TWPE Ep. 10 [12/24/23] How to open a portal at home (free portal included)

TWPE Ep. 10 [12/24/23] How to open a portal at home (free portal included)

To celebrate our 10th episode, we open a portal in YOUR room, so be prepared to leave this plane of existence! Also, is there really a famous “clown room” on the 68th floor of the Empire State Building? Find out in tonight’s episode! And merry Christmas! 🎄
Dec 24, 202320:59
TWPE Ep. 9 [12/21/23] Transformers, Ghosts, And Clones?

TWPE Ep. 9 [12/21/23] Transformers, Ghosts, And Clones?

Joining us today is Philadelphia rap artist Birksmith as he tells us a harrowing tale about a real life clone that’s been impersonating him. Also, are trucks slowly becoming Optimus prime(s)? And finally… some really spooky stuff is going on at Crybaby Bridge near Solebury PA.
Dec 21, 202323:47
TWPE Ep. 8 [12/15/23] Who The FUCK Is JD Power?

TWPE Ep. 8 [12/15/23] Who The FUCK Is JD Power?

Howie Mandel is UP to something sinister…but WHAT? Also, our first ever 2 Truths And A Lie segment where YOU guess which story is actually false! Can you do it?
Dec 15, 202319:06
TWPE Ep.7 [12/14/23] Demonic Elf On A Shelf

TWPE Ep.7 [12/14/23] Demonic Elf On A Shelf

Can gingerbread men feel pain? And what about monsters in children’s books coming to life? And finally, is 1 in every 100 elf on a shelf possessed?
Dec 14, 202318:31
TWPE Ep6 [12/13/23] Jeff Bezos, collecting PEOPLE?

TWPE Ep6 [12/13/23] Jeff Bezos, collecting PEOPLE?

Why is the famous Amazon CEO collecting people and gift wrapping them? Also, we reveal a new form of transportation that might have you jumping through a portal with excitement.
Dec 13, 202314:47
TWPE Ep5 [12/10/23] Is Pokémon inhumane?

TWPE Ep5 [12/10/23] Is Pokémon inhumane?

What do you think? And also, was the bassist of Def Leppard really a shark? Or was that just a weird rumor? What’s he hiding? Also, special guest Lime Man calls in and sheds some wisdom on his dealings with Team Rocket.
Dec 09, 202319:46
TWPE Ep4 [12/9/23] Dave Grohl Building Time Machine?

TWPE Ep4 [12/9/23] Dave Grohl Building Time Machine?

What’s he building? Also, INSANE finding on how Darth Vader can make you FAIL your driving exam. And finally, we tried eating rocks so you don’t have to. Here were the results (they’re not what you think)
Dec 09, 202312:46
TWPE Ep1 [12/6/23] Leg Noodle Virus, Alec Baldwin symbiote, and Toastville

TWPE Ep1 [12/6/23] Leg Noodle Virus, Alec Baldwin symbiote, and Toastville

Enter the most ridiculous podcast you’ve ever heard. We’ll be discussing an insane virus going around planet fitness gyms that causes your leg to transform into a noodle, Alec Baldwin opening up about a symbiote living inside of him, and finally, are the talking toasts of toastville real or are they just an urban legend?
Dec 09, 202315:12
TWPE Ep2 [12/7/23] What Are You Hiding, Toby Maguire? Featuring Special Guest Janice 2.0
Dec 09, 202320:57
TWPE Ep3 [12/8/23] Is Superman real?

TWPE Ep3 [12/8/23] Is Superman real?

Is he real? Also, an insane news flash on gravity STOPPING for one full day. And finally, absolutely sickening discovery about hit HBO series Game Of Thrones! Featuring guest Janice 2.0
Dec 09, 202320:28
December 6, 2023

December 6, 2023

Dec 06, 202300:34