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Hoppothetically By Nick Hopping

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About Hoppothetically By Nick Hopping

What if your Mom was really Christian Bale playing a character? What if Spider Man shot webs with his hips? Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? This Podcast is for people who want to hear silly nonsense.

73 Episodes

#65 What If A Siamese Twin Wanted To Be A SUPERHERO?
Tue, 23 Apr 2024


#64 What If Jersey TRASH Controlled The Social Credit System? Ft. Zach Russell
Fri, 05 Apr 2024


#63 What If Alchemists Really Just Want To Get P3GGed?
Sun, 24 Mar 2024


#62 Should Prisoners Be Allowed To GET BUFF?
Thu, 14 Mar 2024


#61 What If IT Was Avant Garde?
Tue, 05 Mar 2024


#60 Why Don't PRISONERS Drink TOILET BEER? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin Locke
Mon, 26 Feb 2024


#59 Guy Doesn't Understand The 'ADULT" In Adult Swim? Ft. Zach Russell
Wed, 14 Feb 2024


#58 What If The GRINCH Resorted To TERRORISM?
Tue, 19 Dec 2023


#57 What If You Were An ANIMAL News Anchor In The Forest? Ft. Timothy Atkinson
Tue, 14 Nov 2023


#56 Would You Teach The WEIRD KIDS At Hogwarts The KILL Spells?
Thu, 12 Oct 2023


Hoppothetically Trailer
Thu, 12 Oct 2023


#55 What If The MAFIA Did Lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach Russell
Fri, 29 Sep 2023


#54 What If There Was A Jimmy Buffett Themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago Angel
Wed, 20 Sep 2023


#53 What If The Hamburglar Was In Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles Engle
Sat, 09 Sep 2023


#52 What If BILL COSBY Is DEATH? Ft. Zach Russell
Wed, 30 Aug 2023


#51 What If You FARTED In The GAS CHAMBER?
Tue, 22 Aug 2023


#50 What If TRUMP Starts A PRISON Reality Show? Ft. Timothy Atkinson
Sat, 12 Aug 2023


#49 How Would You Make BARBIE Dark And Gritty? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum
Thu, 03 Aug 2023


#48 What If The ILLUMINATE Is LAME Now? Ft. Stephen Campbell
Tue, 25 Jul 2023


#47 How Woud You MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach Russell
Mon, 17 Jul 2023


#46 What If YOU Could Design Your Own GRANDMA?
Mon, 26 Jun 2023


#45 Sign My Petition For MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum
Wed, 14 Jun 2023


#44 Could You Assemble A HEIST Crew To Steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke
Fri, 02 Jun 2023


#43 What If You Were About To Be Reincarnated As Mr.Hands?
Mon, 15 May 2023


#42 What If Pinocchio Watched Andrew Tate To Become A Real MAN?
Wed, 03 May 2023


#41 How Would YOU Ask For A Little Girl's Eggs?
Mon, 24 Apr 2023


#40 What If Getting Kicked In The Balls Launched You 15 Feet In The Air?
Wed, 08 Mar 2023


#39 What If EVERYONE Wrote In "YOUR MOM" For President?
Thu, 09 Feb 2023


#38 What If You Came Genies?
Fri, 27 Jan 2023


#37 What If There Was A Basketball Team Called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth And Jessi
Wed, 04 Jan 2023


#36 A HORROR Movie About An ASS That Won't QUIT?
Wed, 07 Dec 2022


#35 What If Wolverine Got Stopped By TSA?
Sat, 12 Nov 2022


#34 Are You STRONGER Than A 5th Grader?
Tue, 01 Nov 2022


#33 What If Your Stillborn Baby Left A Note?
Thu, 27 Oct 2022


#32 What If It Was Israel Vs Palestine Vs Connecticut?
Wed, 05 Oct 2022


#31 Would You Enforce A No Fly Zone On The UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell
Sun, 25 Sep 2022


#30 What If YOUR MOM Started Dating The MONSTER Under Your Bed?
Sat, 17 Sep 2022


#29 (Pt.2) What If All Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared A Monster?
Tue, 06 Sep 2022


#29 (Pt.1) What If There Was A DRUG Dealer Who DIDN'T Like BL0W J0Bs?
Fri, 26 Aug 2022


#28 (Pt.2) What If Anonymous Was ASS-NONYMOUS?
Fri, 19 Aug 2022


#28 (Pt.1) What If You Were A Drag Queen Named Martin Luther Queen JR?
Thu, 11 Aug 2022


#27 (Pt.2) What If SEXUALITY Was SEASONAL?
Mon, 08 Aug 2022


#27 (Pt.1) What Is Taika Waititi's Advice For The Next Hitler?
Thu, 04 Aug 2022


#26 (Pt.2) What If You HAD To Become Friends With Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Sun, 31 Jul 2022


#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone Vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Tue, 26 Jul 2022


#25 (Pt.2) What If Joe Biden Starred In Forrest Gump?
Wed, 20 Jul 2022


#25 (Pt.1) What If The Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?
Sat, 16 Jul 2022


#24 (Pt.2) Are We TOO MEAN To NATHAN? Ft. Mantha
Thu, 07 Jul 2022


#24 (Pt.1) What If LOVE Was METH? Ft. Mantha
Mon, 04 Jul 2022


#23 What If Your HAIR Was SNAKES?
Mon, 13 Jun 2022


#22 What If You Were A MAGICIAN For The BLIND? Ft. Kevin Seefried
Thu, 02 Jun 2022


#21 What If You Could Turn Into A BATH TUB? Ft. Charles Engle
Mon, 23 May 2022


#20 What If The FBI Only Hired Cancelled White Guys?
Thu, 12 May 2022


#19 What If GENIES Were Real BUT Couldn't Grant Wishes? Ft. Brittany Carney
Thu, 05 May 2022


#18 What If YOUR MOM Was Really Christian Bale Playing A Role?
Sat, 30 Apr 2022


#17 What If You Got Bit By Danny DeVito And BECAME Danny DeVito? Ft. Peter Wong
Fri, 22 Apr 2022


#16 How Would You Market The Bat-Nipples?
Thu, 14 Apr 2022


#15 (pt.2) Would You Pay $35 A Day To Save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan
Thu, 07 Apr 2022


#15 (pt.1) What Face Tatoo Would You Give Your Enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan
Fri, 25 Mar 2022


#14 - What If Spiderman Shot Webs With His Hips? Ft. Zach Russell
Mon, 14 Mar 2022


#13 - What Is Your HATE Language?
Wed, 23 Feb 2022


#12 - Would You Freaky Friday Sarah Palin For 4 Months? Ft. Matty Litwack
Sat, 19 Feb 2022


#11 - What If The Female Body Inspectors (FBI) Were A Real Agency? Ft. Kyle Boyce
Wed, 09 Feb 2022


#10 - Who Would Win In A FIGHT - Aang Or Santa?
Tue, 01 Feb 2022


#9 - What If You Were The KING Of All The WEAK CHINNED MEN?
Sun, 23 Jan 2022


#8 - Would You Take SUPER STRENGTH If You Had To MOAN To Use It?
Wed, 05 Jan 2022


#7 - Would People Jump Off Bridges Called The "Jeff Bridges?" Ft. Bridget Geiran
Fri, 24 Dec 2021


#6 - Would You Rather Be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM Or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?
Fri, 10 Dec 2021


#5 - Would SAW Be Better With MICROTRANSACTIONS?
Thu, 02 Dec 2021


#4 - Would You Ask A Stranger To Scratch Your Back?
Wed, 24 Nov 2021


#3 - Would You Rather Be Addicted To Coke Or Slight Of Hand Magic?
Tue, 16 Nov 2021


#2 - What If You Could Time Travel...but Only While Pooping?
Wed, 10 Nov 2021


#1 - What If You Could Transfer Fat From Person To Person?
Tue, 19 Oct 2021


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