Review Party Dot Com

A weekly adventure of absurd user reviews led by your trusty goofball guides, Brent and Matt. Their expedition will lead you across the internet, through the dingy depths of the Amazon, past Google Reviews and Consumer Reports, listening for every Yelp in between. You'll stare into the treacherous dark heart of humanity, laid bare in user-generated internet reviews, and you'll to come out the other side with cheeks so sore from giggle fits you'll think you returned from a party with all your funniest friends; a Review Party Dot Com, you might say. Will you join the party?

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RPDC 299: Unisex Parachute

May 12, 2026

This parachute says a little too much about me, as a person, right now. Did you have anything in beige?

This week we have internet reviews for taking pepper spray straight to the face, crocs, Wu Tang Clan's Enter the 36 Chambers, 'From', and the Seat Geek Stadium. For the segment, we pull a Reviewer Redux and check out what's going on with that imdb user StickDoc. No, no, that's a salmon, I said beige, or champagne!

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Great Hits Vol. 8: You Had Me at "Five Pounds"

May 5, 2026

They say the 8th time's the charm!

Enjoy these fine internet review-based stylings, featuring reviews for wasp & hornet killer from Episode 105, 'Cowboy' (1958) and 'Play the Game' (2009) from Episode 106, grass-fed weigh protein from 107, and 'Two and a Half Men' from Episode 110. Spin that, DJ.

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RPDC 298: Wise to Those Games

April 28, 2026

Don't mess with me, man.

Internet reviews for a saucy little cowboy jean jacket, the total Kwik Trip experience, a super expensive hair dryer, and utilizing an eye patch to achieve the power of darksight. For the segment, we throw down with Shallow Hal (2001) on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. I'm smart!

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RPDC 297: Seeking Catharsis

April 21, 2026

Hmm. Today, I will experience catharsis.

Internet reviews for whatever they're doing at the True Lemon drink mix powder lab, big honkin' lavender-scented French soap, 'Hachi: A Dog's Tale', 'Fire Country', 'Cinderella Skeleton: A Halloween Story Book for Kids', and being uncomfortable at the Crown Gold Exchange somewhere in Idaho. For the segment, we get the fiery version of Dear Abby on Thanks, Abby! Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

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RPDC 296: I'm Still Scared

April 14, 2026

I been afraid ever since I saw Gremlins 2 when I was a kid.

This week we have reviews for housefly-attracting mosquito repellent, Red Vines, ear plugs, making your brain numb with Backstreet Boy's Backstreets Back, and seeing more plaque than tooth as a result of some weird kid's electric toothbrush. For the segment, we once again remix the infamous a_different_drummer on Reviewer Redux! Be afraid!

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