Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re featuring the pilot episode of a new show we love. It’s called HAUNTED: THE VAN BUREN MANOR. It’s a satirical horror comedy by Robbie Hyne and August year Round.  ABOUT THE SERIES: When their staged ghost hunter investigations lead them to the mysterious Van Buren Manor, the so-called "Spirit Sleuths" must confront their first real haunting. Trapped inside, their only hope of survival is to unravel a long-buried mystery and stop the manor's vengeful Matriarch from carrying out a dark plot a century in the making- one that may cut closer to home than they ever imagined. IN THIS EPISODE: The "Spirit Sleuths" team arrives at the desolate Van Buren Manor, hoping to spin ghost stories into viral content. But when their staged hauntings awaken something real, they're horrified to find themselves trapped inside the manor, at the mercy of dark forces with plans of their own. Written by Robbie Hyne Starring: Billy Langdon as SEBASTIAN McCANN Alexandra Daniels as HARPER HAWKINS Anthony Keyvan as ISAAC GRAHAM Lilah Richcreek Estrada as PHOEBE DUNCAN Shelby Young as THE MATRIARCH Robbie Silverman as CARL BOWEN Anthony Turpel as BRUNO Alex Quijano as BUTLER CHARLIE Lauren Shippen as THE OMINOUS WHISPERS Created, Produced & Edited by Robbie Hyne  Produced by Patrick Westwater Intro & Outro Music by Noah James Podcast Artwork by Brendan Haley  Check out Haunted: The Van Buren Manor wherever you listen to podcasts. https://pod.link/1843407899 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother. Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode. Becca Marcus as The Government. Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles. Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington. PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two. Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One. Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two. Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three. David Woo performs Review of a Walkman. Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers. Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST:  Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members. Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine. Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny. Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall. Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store. Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC:  Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Spaceman by Prod Riddiman. Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman. Coffee by Prod Riddiman. Cassette by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.  Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar.  Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue” Episode Description:  Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge. Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman.  Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval.  With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen.  Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak.  After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026.  Website: https://www.patterspod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices