Big lash energy

Did that REALLY just happen?! This one's funny and so much cringe! An unbelievable, jaw dropping, hilarious online dating story that's not to be missed! 

This week on Big Lash Energy, Jayna shares one of the wildest stories she's ever experienced online. What started as a random Instagram DM from a complete stranger quickly spiraled into a one-sided love story involving marriage proposals, immigration paperwork, daily declarations of love, questionable life choices, and enough plot twists to make a reality TV producer jealous.

Instead of blocking him, Jayna decided to let the conversation continue...strictly for research purposes, of course. After all, if you're going to receive unsolicited messages from creepy men on the internet, you might as well turn them into podcast content.

What followed was a year-long saga that somehow became part romantic comedy, part social experiment, and part psychological thriller.

This episode has EVERYTHING:
😂 Online dating chaos
😂 Unhinged DM's
😂 Internet creeps
😂 A surprise engagement
😂 Receipts. SO many receipts.

As Big Lash Energy celebrates its 4th anniversary, we're taking it back to where it all started: absolutely outrageous stories that leave you wondering how this could possibly be real.

Grab your wine, text your group chat, and get ready to laugh until you cry.

Because trust me...

You are NOT prepared for Lord Jamar.

You'll never believe the hilarious and unhinged things men will say when they're online dating! If you've ever wondered if you're missing out by not being on dating apps — this is the girl talk you need! (Single *or* Married!) Host Jayna Marie spent 8 months collecting the funniest, most unbelievable men's dating bios from, Tinder, Bumble and Facebook Dating so YOU don't have to. From cringe-worthy DMs and delusional confidence to a man who listed herpes AND a vasectomy in the same breath, this episode is packed with the best of the worst. We're also talking about why men on dating apps have absolutely zero self-awareness — and what we can actually learn from their unshakeable (totally unearned) confidence. If you loved the first two roasting episodes, then get ready because this one is even better. New here? Welcome to Big Lash Energy — the podcast that makes being single feel like the funniest thing that ever happened to you.

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Our not-so-secret goal is to create a tribe of badass women who find beauty in the messiest parts of life. We're learning and laughing as we go! If you know someone who could use a little BLE in their life? If so, could you pretty please share this show with them! ...let's grow this tribe together! 

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STLL laughing about this 2 weeks later! Who would have thought taking her mom to see male strippers in Las Vegas could go SO terribly Wrong?! Just WAIT till you hear this hilarious true story from a Las Vegas girls trip of a lifetime. Our host surprised her fun-loving, dance-on-chairs, life-of-the-party mom with epic seats to Magic Mike Live in Las Vegas for Mother's Day. She was picturing drinks, girl talk, and all kinds of giggles...So sweet, right?!...MAYBE NOT! Despite her efforts to live boldly and give her mom an experience that would hype her up and give her more confidence, things did NOT go as planned. Why did Wendy spend the entire time looking like she was being held against her will???...well...Press play to find out!

Host Jayna Marie is taking you behind the scenes of the most chaotic mother-daughter Vegas trip imaginable — pool-side meltdowns, a missed opening number, a very dramatic purse situation, and one post-show confession from her mom Wendy that reframes the ENTIRE night in the most jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud way possible.

If you've ever done something incredibly thoughtful for someone, so confident that they'd love it but watched it go completely sideways, you need to hear this. And if you've ever misunderstood something so badly it changed your entire behavior? Well... Wendy understands you.

Not only is this a funny story, it's also a laugh out loud reminder to live boldy and do whatever it takes for the plot!

🧡 If you enjoy this show and would like to show your appreciation, please click here: Buymeacoffee.com/BigLashEnergy

Our not-so-secret goal is to create a tribe of badass women who find beauty in the messiest parts of life. We're learning and laughing as we go! If you know someone who could use a little BLE in their life? If so, could you pretty please share this show with them! ...let's grow this tribe together!

HOW TO CONNECT:

Find us on INSTAGRAM!

BigLashPodcast

Jaynas makeup and personal IG:

JaynaMarieMakeup

We're official! Here's our website:

www.biglashpodcast.com

Come along as Jayna plans the ultimate surprise for her mom: a trip to Las Vegas to see No Doubt live at the Sphere, Pool parties, delicious food and tickets to see Magic Mike on Mothers Day! The best part is, she had no idea that the universe had a surprise in store for her too!

Its the trip of a lifetime and a story that will have you thinking about your mother daughter connection and (hopefully) wanting to plan a surprise trip of your own.

In this emotional and hilarious Part 1 of the Vegas series, Jayna and her mom experience the magic of Las Vegas, relive the glory days of being a full-blown No Doubt superfan, and witness a concert moment so unreal it feels scripted. And yes… somehow Jayna ended the night in the best possible way. Actual teenage dream unlocked.

This episode is packed with unforgettable Vegas moments, Mother's Day memories, live music nostalgia, unexpected full-circle moments, and the kind of story that reminds you life can still surprise you in the best ways.

This journey is a reminder to not settle for the mundane and to actively seek out moments that elevate your self-worth and value. This episode is packed with inspiration for women, offering real talk on love and life, and encouraging listeners to embrace their authentic selves. This episode of Big Lash Energy is a must-listen for anyone looking to elevate their life experiences and celebrate your bond with your mom.

So tune in and get ready to laugh, reflect, and be inspired as you learn how to raise your standards in life and love, and remember: it's never too late to create unforgettable memories with those you love

🧡 If you enjoy this show and would like to show your appreciation, please click here: Buymeacoffee.com/BigLashEnergy

Our not-so-secret goal is to create a tribe of badass women who find beauty in the messiest parts of life. We're learning and laughing as we go! If you know someone who could use a little BLE in their life? If so, could you pretty please share this show with them! ...let's grow this tribe together! 

HOW TO CONNECT:

 Find us on INSTAGRAM! 

BigLashPodcast 

 Jaynas makeup and personal IG:

JaynaMarieMakeup 

 We're official! Here's our website:

www.biglashpodcast.com 

A message every mama needs to hear! You love your kids…but some days, motherhood feels overwhelming. If being a mom has you wondering if you're enough, then you should have pressed play 5 minutes ago! In this raw and honest Mother's Day episode of Big Lash Energy, Jayna is saying what so many moms are thinking but feel guilty admitting:

👉 Being a mom is HARD
👉 You can love your kids and still miss your old life
👉 One brunch a year doesn't even come close to covering everything moms do

This episode is your permission slip to laugh at the chaos, vent about the exhaustion, and feel seen in the messy, unfiltered reality of motherhood.

From sleepless nights and thankless days to the mental load no one prepares you for — we're talking about the real side of mom life. Jayna shares her personal story about the ups and downs of becoming a mom and just wait till you hear about her dream!

💥 If you've ever felt overwhelmed, or wondered if you're really cut out for being a mom, this episode is for you.

In fact, this episode is for all the other mamas too so could you PLEASE share it with a friend? We could ALL use a reminder once in a while! 

IN THIS EPISODE: motherhood, mom burnout, funny parenting stories, becoming a mom, adoption, is motherhood hard, mom guilt, Mother's Da

🧡 If you enjoy this show and would like to show your appreciation, please click here: Buymeacoffee.com/BigLashEnergy

Our not-so-secret goal is to create a tribe of badass women who find beauty in the messiest parts of life. We're learning and laughing as we go! If you know someone who could use a little BLE in their life? If so, could you pretty please share this show with them! ...let's grow this tribe together! 

HOW TO CONNECT:

 Find us on INSTAGRAM! 

BigLashPodcast 

 Jaynas makeup and personal IG:

JaynaMarieMakeup 

 We're official! Here's our website:

www.biglashpodcast.com